Week 7 Stats

batting..........pa......r......h-bb-t....2b+3b=tb......hr....rbi....sb....obp...tb
Zero's...........243....31...54-28=82......8+1=19.........9....30.....5....337....159.7
Moaners........248....28...50-22=72......9+1=21.........6....32.....3....290
Badgers........241....26...56-11=67.....14+1=31........11....41.....3....278....176.5
Bammers.......261....36...66-25=91.....11+0=22........9....33.....11...349
Barristers......260....35...74-29=103....18+2=42........10...42.....7....396
Pontiffs........259....16...66-14=80.....13+0=26.........2....22.....5....309
Bombers.......232....26...70-19=89.....13+0=26.........9....38.....6....383
Derelicts.......257....36...61-31=92......6+1=15........16....32.....0....358
Godfathers....253....29...58-20=78......8+3=25..........6....25.....8....308
Inmates........258....34...50-27=77.....13+0=26........10....28.....6....298
DamUnited....246....32...65-19=84.....14+0=28..........9....33.....4....341....174.5
Whiteskins.....249....25...54-22=76......9+2=24..........4....20.....5....305
pitching..........ip......er.....h-bb-hbp=br/avg.....k/avg........w-l....sv....era
Zero's...........63.1.....22.....64-14-1=79/1.25......49/0.77......4-4.....7...3.13
Moaners........54.2.....25.....68-22-1=91/1.66......49/0.91......3-4.....4...4.12
Badgers.........66.1.....21.....58-15-1=77/1.12......50/0.75......4-3.....4...2.85
Bammers.......40.1.....20.....44--8-1=53/1.31......31/0.77......4-2.....4...4.46
Barristers.......48.0.....11.....38-13-2=53/1.10......48/1.00......3-2.....4...2.06
Pontiffs.........50.0.....23.....49-15-2=66/1.32......50/1.00......2-4.....4...4.14
Bombers........53.1.....19.....51-14-1=66/1.24......56/1.05......2-3.....7...3.21
Derelicts........37.1.....22.....43-17-1=61/1.62......32/0.86......1-4.....3...5.30
Godfathers.....55.1.....27.....49-28-2=79/1.43......54/0.98......1-5.....2...4.39
Inmates........59.2.....17.....49-16-1=66/1.11......55/0.92......5-4.....1...2.56
DamUnited.....65.2.....23.....55-21-3=79/1.20......69/1.05......4-3.....5...3.15
Whitekins......55.0.....13.....38-14-1=53/0.96......55/1.00......3-3.....3...2.13

Free Agent Draft No. 3

Pre-draft moves:
Bammers move 3B Longoria to DL
Moaners move 1B Morneau to DL
Badgers move OF Cespedes to DL
Inmates move RP Bailey to DL
Bombers move SP Luebke to DL
DamUnited move 3B Sandoval to DL
Zero's move 3B Youkilis to DL; activate OF CYoung, drop Brantley

1. Bammers take 3B Middlebrooks;
........Taxi: Alvarez up, Wainwright down
2. Godfathers take RP Ogando, drop Marmol
3. Derelicts take OF Reddick, drop Ludwick;
........Taxi: Fister up, Romero down
4. Barristers take SP J.McDonald, drop Pineda;
........Taxi: McDonald up, Jimenez down
5. Whiteskins take RP Thayer, drop Rivera;
........Taxi: Norris up, Cahill down
6. Pontiffs take C Ellis, drop Ramos
7. Moaners take 1B Helton
8. Badgers take OF Schafer;
........Taxi: Lohse up, Minor down
9. Inmates take RP Dolis
10. Bombers take SP Samardzija;
........Taxi: Sarmardzija up, Kuroda down
11. DamUnited take 3B Seager
12. Zero's take 3B C.Jones

SBL Notebook, Week 6

Best. Week. Ever . . . ? Hard to say for sure, but the week just completed by Josh Hamilton of the Texas Rangers – and more to the point, of the Pulverizin’ Pontiffs – has to rank with any this observer can recall. We do distinctly remember a Ken Griffey Jr. streak of eight consecutive games with a home run – it was July 1993, we just looked that up, and it tied a major league record last previously achieved by one Don Mattingly in July 1987. But Junior’s torrid stretch, and Mattingly’s before it, straddled two SBL weeks. The damage Hamilton inflicted on unsuspecting MLB pitchers, within the confines of a single week, must be something close to unprecedented in SBL annals. Beginning Monday, the binge-hitting (and drinking!) slugger launched a staggering nine home runs (four in one game, famously), more than all but three entire SBL teams managed for the week. He also drove in 18 runs, scored 10 and went 15 for 30. He might have had more than two measly doubles, if only he hadn’t kept accidentally hitting the ball over the fence instead of off it. Oh, and the worthless, lazy dog did not steal a single base! Trade him immediately! . . . One of the more amazing things about his week was that he walked only four times . . . like, what were these people thinking, pitching to this guy almost every time he stepped in? The least they could’ve done was stuck one in his ear hole a time or two. . . . Hamilton’s power surge lifted the normally mild-mannered Popesters (previously known as the Puny Pontiffs, after all) to SBL season highs in home runs (17) and RBIs (46) – and right into the thick of the American division race after a 5-1 week that catapulted them to third place with a 21-17 record, four games behind the front-running Zero’s and one back of runners-up Moaners. . . . The National division standings feature a familiar sight this week, after the Cherry Valley Bombers, the defending league champions, climbed to the top of the heap with a 5-1 week, displacing DamianUnited, whose 1-5 stumble knocked them three games back. . . . It was another week of excruciatingly close competition, with 20 games decided by scores of 6-5, 6.5-4.5 or in tiebreakers. The Godfathers notched three such narrow victories in a 5-1 week that continued their impressive recovery from an 0-13/1-18 start – they’ve gone 15-4 the last three weeks to escape the cellar, and, at 16-22 and nine games back, are inching their way into the NL race. The G-Daddies manager might want to remind his troops, during his next clubhouse pep talk, that the 2011 champion Bombers were 10-28 at this very point last season. . . . Four weeks of interleague play commence this week, with the NL champing at the bit to engineer a repeat of its decisive eight-week clubbing of the AL last year.

Week 6 Standings

AMERICAN DIVISION
Team, LW.................W....L....PCT....GB
Zero's (3-3)................25...13....658....--
Moaners (5-1).............22...16....579.....3
Pontiffs (5-1).............21...17....553.....4
Badgers (2-4).............20...18....526.....5
Barristers (5-1)...........18...20....474.....7
Bammers (0-6)............7...31....184....18
NATIONAL DIVISION
Team, LW.................W....L....PCT....GB
Bombers (5-1)............25...13....658....--
DamUnited (1-5).........22...16....579.....3
Inmates (0-6).............19...19....500.....6
Whiteskins (2-4)..........18...20....474.....7
Godfathers (5-1).........16...22....421.....9
Derelicts (3-3)............15...23....395....10

Week 6 Stats

batting.........pa......r......h-bb-t....2b+3b=tb.......hr....rbi....sb....obp...tb
Zero's...........226....31...55-23=78.....16+0=32.........7....26.....1....345
Moaners........234....39...68-25=93.....12+1=27.........7....31.....8....397
Badgers........253....27...60-27=87.....10+3=29........10....28.....2....344....172.8
Bammers.......263....24...58-25=83.....12+1=27.........3....23.....5....316....144.7
Barristers......258....35...74-27=101....15+2=36.........9....34.....1....391
Pontiffs........249....40...67-26=93.....11+1=25........17....46.....2....373....182.1
Bombers.......256....38...72-22=94.....15+2=36........11....39.....3....367
Derelicts.......248....31...53-26=79.....16+0=32.........7....25.....6....319....152.9
Godfathers....270....32...70-32=102....16+0=32.........6....39.....6....378....153.7
Inmates........244....33...52-24=76.....19+1=41.........4....23.....3....311
DamUnited....227....20...52-18=70.....11+1=25.........5....24.....3....308....151.1
Whiteskins.....219....26...50-19=69.....10+0=20.........6....21.....6....315
pitching..........ip....er.....h-bb-hbp=br/avg......k/avg........w-l....sv....era
Zero's..........48.0....14.....38-15-1=54/1.13......49/1.02......4-3.....4...2.63
Moaners.......39.0....14.....43-13-0=56/1.44......40/1.03......4-1.....1...3.23
Badgers........40.2....15.....40-11-0=51/1.25......40/0.98......2-3.....2...3.32
Bammers......39.2....16.....33-22-4=59/1.49......47/1.185.....4-2.....1...3.63
Barristers......56.0....39.....53-24-3=80/1.43......61/1.09......2-7.....4...6.27
Pontiffs........42.1....23.....40-14-2=56/1.32......34/0.80......1-2.....6...4.89
Bombers.......49.2....22.....42-19-1=62/1.248.....37/0.75......4-3.....5...3.99
Derelicts.......43.2....18.....42-19-2=63/1.44......38/0.87......3-2.....1...3.71
Godfathers....48.1....27.....47-23-1=71/1.47......47/0.97......3-5.....1...5.03
Inmates.......38.0....13.....33-13-1=47/1.236.....35/0.92......1-3.....0...3.08
DamUnited....37.1....12.....38-13-2=53/1.42......44/1.179.....5-2.....2...2.89
Whiteskins....44.0....13.....32-20-3=55/1.250.....38/0.86......3-1.....2...2.66

Zero's and Pontiffs Strike Deal

Seeking a quick fix for injured C Wilson Ramos, the American Division-leading Zero's made a deal with the Pontiffs today, trading Ramos and OF Nick Swisher for C John Buck and OF Shin-Soo Choo.

Ramos, who sustained a torn knee ligament in a game on Saturday, May 12, is out indefinitely.

The Zero's, reigning SBL champions, seemed to be intent on making a move before Monday's Free-Agent Draft No. 3, in which they have the 12th overall pick.

The Pontiffs, 6-1 last week, have Josh Hamilton and you don't.

SBL Notebook, Week 5

You want pitchers? We got ‘em, right here in the National division. No belly itchers or glasses of water allowed on the premises . . . and no margin for error, either. It was pitch or perish this week in the NL, where no fewer than three teams checked in with sub-2.00 ERAs and sub-1.00 BR stats. DamianUnited’s ostensibly spiffy 2.72 ERA and 1.04 BR stat? Sorry, fellas, you’re losing those categories to half your division mates. The big winners for the week were the Derelicts, who combined lights-out mound work (1.97 ERA, league-leading .81 BR, 3-0 WL) with some very solid offense (league-best 41 RBIs and .375 OBP) to go 7-0 and escape the NL cellar, where the Godfathers tumbled back in despite their own perfectly satisfactory 5-2 week. Most disappointed losers of the week were the Whiteskins, whose sensational chucking (.92 BR, week’s-best 1.74 ERA) was compromised by across-the-board offensive puniness, causing the ‘Skins to go 2-5. The aforementioned DamU, meanwhile, did enough things well -- 11 HRs, 7 SBs, 7 saves, .95 K-rate, in addition to their ERA/BR numbers – to go 5-2 and move into first place in what is shaping up as a competitive, but fluid, NL race. DamU, 16-3 the last three weeks, are a game ahead of defending champs, the Cherry Valley Bombers, and two up on the up-and-down Inmates, who vacated the penthouse for the first time this year. . . . American division teams did not pitch nearly as well – three had ERAs of 4.25 or higher, including an unsightly 6.02 for the Badgers – and paid for it in the seven-game week’s 12 interleague contests, 10 of which the NL won. The runner-up Badgers’ horrific hurling resulted in an 0-7 crash, which enabled the Zero’s to quadruple their lead, from one game to four, despite a less-than-scintillating 3-4 performance. The Z’s also maintained the Best Record In Ball for a second successive week; they’re 22-10 to DamU’s 21-11. The Moaners, who also pitched piss-poorly, were unable to take full advantage of the Badgers’ pratfall, going 2-5 to remain in third place.