(To be hummed to the tune of "Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer")
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There were Bombers and Bammers and Godfathers and Pontiffs, Zero's and Inmates and Badgers and Whiteskins. But do you recall the most famous roto league of them all?
SBL, the chili-fueled nightmare.
It has so many know-it-alls.
And if you ever played in it,
you would even say it blows.
Most of the other players,
used to laugh have sports journalism jobs.
But now they have more free time,
to hack at this infuriating game.
Then one foggy Spring Training Eve,
the Moaners came to say:
"You all think you're so bright,
but I'm still gonna kick your ass tonight."
Now all of the other players
aside from those that've made a plea,
they'll never even get a sniff off
making SBL history!
