Sun-sational Six (Week 4)

Yawn. Not much to report in Week 4, which is to say that nothing has changed from Week 3. While the powers-that-be were hardly overwhelming, there's plenty of scrubs having a tough time challenging now that we're through the first month of action. Here's the same ol', same ol'.

1. Bammers (Last week's rank: 1): Kind of looks like the Goffs have the corner on this market. While his offense has cooled in the past couple weeks, the Bammers can bring it from the hill with a bunch of H-hurlers: Hernandez, Hamels, Haren, Harcia and Har-har-har. Hut-ever.

2. Badgers (Last week's rank: 2): While the Badge hates playing second fiddle, well, it's not like he's going to be named conductor anytime soon to change the seating arrangement. He just have to face the music for awhile or use all these cliches to sing a different tune. Blech.

3. Derelicts (Last week's rank: 3): DRich was so overwhelmed at getting onto the SS-list last week that he called from Seattle to genuflect. Brown-nosing keeps you high on the list, and yes, blubbering is good to get you in the top 3. Wah.

4. Inmates (Last week's rank: 4): The Pattons did make a little move last week, tying the Derelicts for the top spot in the division. But it was a small move, and it's not as if anyone is going to win this division anytime soon. Settle down, old-timer.

5. Damian U (Last week's rank: 5): No doubt D-dog would trade a couple of his wins for a couple weeks more from his precious Lakers, but this isn't "Deal or No Deal." Concentrate DU before you let this team go stale.

6. Godfathers (Last week's rank: 6): The Vicsters probably are a shade better than the No. 5 team, but it's so difficult to cut and paste to move one team ahead of another, especially when their tied. Show us one more time, Uncle Vic. We want to believe.